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Joke of the Day

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing? A buccaneer."

"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"

"How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ? All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb ."

"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."

"How do you call a Jamaican mountain? High ground"

"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!"

"STOP HONKING! IF I DRIVE ANY FASTER THE TINY LIZARD THAT HITCHED A RIDE ON MY HOOD IS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, PEOPLE."

"Did you hear the newspaper headline about the escaped lunatic who raped a woman and ran away? ""Nut screws and bolts""."

"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."