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"""Was that lightning?"" No... they're taking pictures for google earth."
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"Why did the synagogue ban Monopoly? Because the fights over who got to be the banker were getting bloody"
"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"
"When someone yells ""Fire!"" at my house, I'll be the first to leap from the toilet and fall flat on my face because my legs fell asleep"
"People like it when girls shake their boobs and butts in public, but when I spin my penis in a circle, people call me a ""Sex offender"" and tell me ""Don't do that in public parks."""
"Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella."
"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"
"What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns? An *and*chestra."
"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."
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