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Joke of the Day

"Imgur Servers"

"Do you remember the first ass you ever saw? I do, it spat in my face and almost kicked me in the head!"

"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those who can count and those who cannot."

"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."

"How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer? It's not there."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a vagina? Nothing. They are both cunts!"

"Scientist found out... once shown the exit."

"Where do bee's go to the bathroom? At the BP station."

"Got an IPad from my chinese friend... Nothing beats homemade gifts."

"Never share secrets with bank employees, they're all tellers."