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Joke of the Day

"Why did the synagogue ban Monopoly? Because the fights over who got to be the banker were getting bloody"

"Sunglasses were invented so you can stare at me while you're with your girlfriend."

"Why do most men not like aspirin? Because it's a cox blocker"

"George Washington: We should put 'We trust in God' on our money Thomas Jefferson: Great idea. Did you get that? Yoda (taking notes): Yep"

"I wish that regular church goers would stay home at Easter so that those of us who only come once a year can get in the building."

"I asked Christian Bale how many ex's he had... ...he started counting, and then he fell asleep! (works with any welsh person's name)"

"What's the difference between a piano,tuna and glue. You can tune a piano. You cant piano a tuna."

"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"

"What do you call a new gym opening up in the finance district Capital Gains"

"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""