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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"
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"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."
"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."
"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"
"Hey, Facebook. Dead people can't read your RIP shoutouts, because death."
"Help! I need someone. Help! Not just anyone. I have this internal monologue of music that won't stop playing."
"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."
"What animal runs around happily with 5 legs? A pit bull in a kindergarten"
"What do you call an all you can eat pizza buffet? Carb Blanche!"
"Ladies call me the mitochondria because they kinda remember me from high school and i'm in a cell"