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Joke of the Day

"People like it when girls shake their boobs and butts in public, but when I spin my penis in a circle, people call me a ""Sex offender"" and tell me ""Don't do that in public parks."""

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"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."
"Groucho Marx once said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""
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"I'm good at telling dad jokes Hi good at telling dad jokes, I'm dad."
"Wife: Can you fix this, the holes too big for the thingy majingy? Me: Hey I know how it feels! Hahaha! *And then I regained consciousness"