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Joke of the Day
"The woman who first decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize."
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"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl-Esh."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"
"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."
"I'm at my most Alzheimer's when Billy is that you?"
"A few days ago I went to a zoo and the only animal they had was a dog, so I left and went to Starbucks for a coffee... It was a shit coffee"
"My mom told me that I objectify women. When she asked me why I broke up with my last girlfriend I said ""it didn't work out."" She said ""be more specific."" I said ""I just told you she didn't exercise."""
"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Two Two Who? To Whom!"
"Saw a sign that said ""piso mojado"" and all I could think about was . . how that piso just came here to do the work Americans pisos don't want to do."