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Joke of the Day

"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."

"Why did the girlfriend of a guy trying to pay down $20K in debt leave him? No eating out."

"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"

"Q: What's the opposite of a somersault? A: A winter pepper."

"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"

"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles"

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."

"Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar"

"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"