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Joke of the Day

"Everytime someone cuts me off in traffic, an angel gets its wings Because I'm going to kill a motherfucker."

"What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones? The last one out is meant to get the Wights"

"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"

"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."

"angel: they seem to be doing well God: give them more diseases angel: is that really necess- God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla"

"Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."

"Whoever decided on spelling ""biscuit"" really needs to get their shuit together."

"What's the worst part about a potato famine? You can't get to the root of the problem."

"Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead."

"Who do you call to clean up foul language? A cuss-todian!"