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Joke of the Day
"Whoever decided on spelling ""biscuit"" really needs to get their shuit together."
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"*on phone* He: so where is this going, babe? Me: *dumps pop rocks into mouth* I can't hear you...reception's bad!!"
"The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge ""I dont recognize this court!"" ""Why?"" asked the Judge. ""Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."""
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"
"What did the police say to the hot dog? You are under arrest."
"My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana and now I'm wondering if I actually have a garbage disposal."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ISIS. Definitely ISIS."
"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."
"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"
"Nobody ever explained similes to me; I honestly cannot tell you what it has been like."