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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery? ...when he found out, the guy went nut."

"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"

"My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists."

"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in"

"There are 10 types of persons in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Happy 420 to me, Happy 420 to me, Its not 4/20 anymore, But fuck it, Its 420 to me!"

"""I'm not good at goodbyes."" I am. See ya."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together."

"Whats fun for 9/10 people? gang-rape"

"Interesting that on Opposite Day you cannot declare that it is so."