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Joke of the Day

"Happy 420 to me, Happy 420 to me, Its not 4/20 anymore, But fuck it, Its 420 to me!"

"A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors."

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."

"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."

"Where do babies come from? Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows"

"Right now the owner of Men's Health magazine is beating an editor who forgot to include the phrase 'rock-hard abs' on this month's cover."

"I once had a large gay following. But then I ducked into an alley and lost him."

"[therapy session] THERAPIST: ok...I totally respect your feelings & you sound genuine...but that was just the plot of Jurassic Park ME: nuh uh"

"I got arrested today for not opening the door for my neighbour.... Apparently it's illegal to keep him locked inside my house"

"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."