201949

Joke of the Day

"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in"

"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"

"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."

"The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified"

"Flight Attendant: ""Here is the extra blanket you asked for."" Me: ""Thanks. Could you jam it into that guy's mouth?"""

"What is the name of a taxi service for bears? Ubear."

"A man calls his doctor late at night. ""Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!"" The sleepy M.D replies, ""Don't go back to either of them."""

"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."

"What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the Internet? Your keyboard."

"A man wrapped in only saran wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office... ...the psychiatrist says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""