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Joke of the Day
"Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman."
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"*opens briefcase and presentation about 9/11 conspiracies falls out* But that means [cut to my son giving presentation about cool dinosaurs]"
"Are you a sword smith? Because you sure know how to make long hard stabbing objects. (Pickup line)"
"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"
"Did you hear about the discount rabbi for circumcisions? He'll take up to 10% off."
"What's the best dating service in India? Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)"
"At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!"
"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."
"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."
"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"