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Joke of the Day
"What's the best dating service in India? Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)"
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"Do you, Charles Manson, take this woman who is clearly more insane than you to be your lawful wedded wife?"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"The number of Pina coladas I drank on vacation is this (my daughter doesn't want to cruise with me again) many."
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"
"Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it"
"Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day. I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were. ''Allahu Akbar''"
"So a Scottish man is talking to his angry girlfriend.... She goes, ""How many other girls have you had sex with?"" The Scotsman starts counting in his head, but after the 12th sheep, he falls asleep."
"There should be a self-destruct button for when someone catches you taking a picture of yourself."
"I just want to be rich enough to say ""that won't be necessary"" when the police go to handcuff me"