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Joke of the Day
"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"
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"Once in a lifetime holiday ""I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."" -Tim Vine"
"Three crows walk into a bar HL3 confirmed."
"I get caught zipping my pants up while standing beside the turkey just one time, and suddenly she never needs help in the kitchen anymore"
"Inspecting mirrors.... ....is a job I can see myself doing."
"the year is 2017: every kfc location has a large shower room installed inside the building to wash away the customers greasy post-meal shame"
"Learning about frequency is so boring ... It literally Hertz."
"Saw a personalized license plate that read ""DADSROD"". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about."
"What came first? The chicken, the egg or millions of years of evolution that are ignored by a stupid fucking idiom."
"Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit? Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!"