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Joke of the Day

"Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore? Am I supposed to pick my favorite?"

"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."

"""Talk to the hand!"" - deaf people"

"I got kicked out of a store trying to buy condoms All I wanted was to use their fitting room!"

"Older son just taught me something that I didn't know. Apparently, the seat behind ""shotgun"" is known as ""Kurt Cobain."""

"If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, ""aww."""

"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."

"TIL the average person has sex 90 times a year... ... My December is going to be fucking sick."