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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."
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"Never trust an atom They make up *everything*"
"Hey, did you hear about that man who flew so close to the sun he touched it in exactly one spot? After that, he was a real tan gent."
"If the camera adds 10 lbs. & Mirrors don't lie..Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror? It defies logic"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"
"Why are people so sad in Ferguson? Because they live in misery"
"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"
"What is the most deadliest breakfast? Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments."
"If at first you don't succeed . . . don't try skydiving."