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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Why don't vegetarian girls moan during sex? Because they don't like to admit that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure."

"So I had to call the urologist's office today.... They told me to please hold :("

"Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!"

"""No woman, no cry."" - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend."

"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."

"What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese? Provolone"

"The sun is a star. So technically it's night all the time."

"What has a bottom at the top? Your legs."

"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."

"What do you want on your tombstone? pepperoni and cheese...."