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Joke of the Day
"""No woman, no cry."" - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend."
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"I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?"
"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."
"If cocaine were an old cranky man... He'd say ""blow me""!"
"The other day I asked my Father how it felt to have such a wonderful Son. ""Ask your Grandfather"", he said."
"If I was speaking a foreign language on Game of Thrones, I'd throw a couple of ""yabba dabba do's"" in there to see if anyone notices."
"Jewish kid A Jewish kid walks up to his dad and asks, ""Dad can I have 15 dollars?"" And his dad says, ""TEN DOLLARS! What do you need five dollars for?"""
"What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink? The ninja replies with ""Wata!"""
"Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower."
"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"