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Joke of the Day
"What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese? Provolone"
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"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."
"What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime? Small medium at large."
"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."
"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"
"My cat won't stop meowing at me I told him I don't speak cat-onese."
"Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time."
"Me: Whatcha making? Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough? Mom: Get out."
"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"
"There are only two certain things in computer programming life... death and syntax (end)."