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Joke of the Day
"The sun is a star. So technically it's night all the time."
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"""God is dead, but like, dead in a fun way"" - Nietzsche trying to make a first date less awkward"
"Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open."
"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"
"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."
"Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder"
"I like my women like I like my wine.... Nine years old and locked in my basement."
"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"
"*high fives self* *misses*"
"Hitlers Joke My dog has no nose. Well how does it smell? Awful."