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Joke of the Day
"What has a bottom at the top? Your legs."
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"What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
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"I like to sneak a donut into the salad bar so everyone will ask, ""WAIT, THERE'S DONUTS?"" and I say, ""Sorry, last one!"" and then eat it."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""
"What do gay men have in common with the people who persecute them? They're both fucking assholes"
"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."
"I can't get hard unless I can hear a gluten intolerant person weeping over a menu."
"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"