201524

Joke of the Day

"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."

"There are 10 different kinds of people... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from [yesterday's SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180)."

"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"

"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell. -- Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P"

"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."

"what did one bruise say to the other? Have a swell day"

"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"

"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."