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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."
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"Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away."
"All these star wars spoilers are alderaan reasons to start a war"
"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"
"""Hello! Thanks for calling the urology department."" Please hold"
"Wanna hear something gross about USA? $18.124 trillion"
"The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""
"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"
"What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth"
"Oh, Ed! They should come up with something like Uber, but with horseback riding... Maybe call it Wilbur?"