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Joke of the Day

"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."

"If you love something, set it free If you hate something, do origami If you're hungry, go watch a movie I don't understand how advice works"

"Is Google a woman? I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions."

"SCIENTISTS: We've discovered a massive black hole with no obvious qualities ME: Ok wow I'm right here"

"""When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?"" Yes, son. Love is terrible. ""No Mom, I said LAVA."" Oh. You maybe can survive that one."

"I used to go to church as a kid. I got so tired of having to kneel, and sit and stand-up all the time. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house cannot jump."

"How do you make a nun pregnant? (fixed) NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy and hope he misses."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references. It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge."

"Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most? Foreigner."