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Joke of the Day
"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
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"Knock, knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget!"
"Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!"
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"cop: ""sir im afraid your dog is too cool for this neighbourhood"" me: [turns his little baseball cap round right way] cop: ""ok that's better"""
"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Yup, I like blonde slutty coffee with low self esteem."
"I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied ""No she isn't that ugly""."