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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."

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"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."
"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."
"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."
"If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up. Maybe."
"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."
"So when two guys get super friendly it's bromantic, but what about two girls? Can we make homantic a thing? Or 'gina buddies or something?"
"Girl at bar: My kids are my world!! Me: Then why are you out drinking??"
"Did you hear about the suicide bomber that became a Youtube sensation? He never thought he'd blow up like this."
"Me: How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime? Dog: "