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Joke of the Day
"I have been single so long, I can finish my own sentences."
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"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal."
"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends"
"It doesn't matter how up-to-date your donor card is, the hospital gets really judgey when you drop off a liver unannounced."
"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? *Christopher Walken*"
"I like my women like I like my milk Rich, white, and 2% fat."
"What's a bartender's favorite book? Tequilla mocking bird."
"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."
"What's black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car."