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Joke of the Day
"I have been single so long, I can finish my own sentences."
Next Joke
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."
"A T-100 is sent back to 2016 to terminate Trump and Clinton. Who survives? Not the next redditor to post a fucking 'America' version of the disaster set up."
"It's my epileptic friend's birthday soon so I got him a strobe light. He's going to have a fucking fit when he sees it."
"What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? PROFITeroles. Bad, I know."
"What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others? Dead"
"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."
"The best halloween costume of the year goes too... Bruce Jenner!"
"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."
"Smiles from ear to ear. Wife: what are you smiling about? Our dog just took a giant dump in our neighbors yard Wife: God I love that dog."