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Joke of the Day

"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."

"I think I hear burglars dear. Are you awake? No!"

"Duck in my soup. Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup... Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"

"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."

"Three Men Walk Into A Bar The bartender then says... ""How'd you guys get in here?"""

"When someone spaces out their ""ha ha ha's"" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice"

"I use to have a soap addiction... But I'm clean now"

"Everyone saying ""Poor Steve Nash, he got hurt again"". POOR? That boy making $9,701,000 this year. If he poor, then I'm skinny."

"Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11."

"I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism."