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Joke of the Day
"The best halloween costume of the year goes too... Bruce Jenner!"
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"A line for cops who pull over attractive drunk models If I could put you in the alphabet, I would go D U I and that's why I'm a writer, I look forward to your hatred of bad jokes"
"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."
"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."
"Did you hear about the feminist picnic? Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches."
"Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating."
"A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says I don't have a headache!"" He says ""Aha!"""
"Heard of the new gay website? It's colon, enter, pound, pound, pound."
"What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master? Obi Juan Shinobi"
"What does a mermaid wear to math class? An ""algebra"""