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Joke of the Day
"According to WebMC, I be illin'."
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"You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer."
"How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?"
"""Can you validate my parking?"" ""You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud."" *wipes away tears* ""Thanks."""
"What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn? They default in our stars"
"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"
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