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Joke of the Day

"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."

"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."

"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"

"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."

"How do you know your gf is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."

"Looks like my milk is expiring tomorrow... Just like America."

"""Found"" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong."

"Today i realised why my Dad divorced my mom I saw her driving license. she has an F in sex"

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can carry a dozen doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee."

"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""