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Joke of the Day

"What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial? His alibi."

"I woke my SO up with a bj. She didn't seem to appreciate it."

"What did the pig say when his wife left him? ""Don't go bacon my heart"""

"What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food? Shakitori!"

"Today was my first time handling a... ....wet pussy. I didn't realize the risk involved! The cat scratched the shit out of me and eventually escaped from its bath."

"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."

"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"

"Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one"

"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""

"How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims? ""Would you like to buy a candy?"""