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Joke of the Day

"Me: Honey, I left work early to pick up the kids! Wife: But we d.. *I arrive into the kitchen with two small goats Meet Frank and Dolores"

"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"

"What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet? dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)"

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."

"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."

"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"

"We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control."

"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"

"What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"

"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"