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Joke of the Day

"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."

"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"

"I do an average of 6 things a day that will keep me out of heaven."

"Reasons I Can Relate To Raccoons: 1) Dark circles around eyes. 2) Eats junk. 3) Small and chubby. 4) Stays up all night. 5) Cute but will fight you."

"Why are Jews so bad at baseball? They always get out on the third reich"

"james[jesus' brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on"

"Last night, I dreamt I slept with a co-worker. (sfw) It was just as I imagined...."

"My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can't undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?"

"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."

"BBQ joint offers the ""Betty Ford Special"" Half a rack with extra sauce"