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Joke of the Day

"BBQ joint offers the ""Betty Ford Special"" Half a rack with extra sauce"

"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"

"I was on a first date ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say! Go on then,"" she laughed. I said, ""Zero"""

"What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because muffins can't talk.."

"What do hockey goaltenders and Alaskan prostitutes have in common? They only change their pads after the third period."

"What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano? D-flat"

"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."

"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."

"I started dating an optometrist, but she left me... She just said she couldn't see me anymore."

"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"