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Joke of the Day

"Reasons I Can Relate To Raccoons: 1) Dark circles around eyes. 2) Eats junk. 3) Small and chubby. 4) Stays up all night. 5) Cute but will fight you."

"If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed."

"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster"

"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."

"Girl- send your pic. Me - i hv a group photo with friends. Girl- ok send. Me *sent a group photo* Girl - where are you ? Me- clicking pic."

"Your mother is so big that... ...when she is in a plane it makes a solar eclipse."

"Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought."

"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."

"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."

"I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today"