195090

Joke of the Day

"My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can't undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?"

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"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"
"Why does the can crusher hate his job? Because it's soda pressing."
"Why are notes natural leaders? Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent."
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"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? About one U.S Leader."
"Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers."