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Joke of the Day

"Last night, I dreamt I slept with a co-worker. (sfw) It was just as I imagined...."

"I saw a gay bar with the entrance boarded up, but it was open... Everyone goes in the back door anyway"

"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"

"What's the difference between you and a naked ringneck? One's a plucked pheasant, and I don't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

"Did you hear about the teacher who never farted in class? It turns out she was a private tooter."

"Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage."

"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."

"What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon? - What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon? - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!"

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."