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Joke of the Day
"What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?"
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"Me: Help! i need my stomach pumped. 911 Operator: Did you ingest poison, ma'am? Me: No. Pizza."
"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."
"Yesterday I extinguished a colleague's cigarette at the office with a water pistol. Adds firefighter to resume"
"What's crude and beneath most Canadians? America"
"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."
"If I ever get married, I'm not wearing white. Nothing to do with the whole virginity thing, and everything to do with being a sloppy eater."
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face."
"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"
"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"