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Joke of the Day
"I asked my wife for sex recently... She said, ""No, it's a super moon, not a blue one""."
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"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."
"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"
"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"
"How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze? You invite two of them."
"Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning ""bad hunter""."
"My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after."
"It's all because of a misunderstanding. Jared told his buddies that he was going off the Subway diet and he asked them what he should eat. They said to have a Little Debbie."
"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."