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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife for sex recently... She said, ""No, it's a super moon, not a blue one""."

"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."

"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."

"A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee. They just don't seem to put the effort into those happy meal toys anymore."

"Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!"

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"

"The problem with political jokes is.. They get elected."

"Oral makes your whole day... But anal makes your hole weak!"

"An island for people who tell other people to smile"

"I don't mind getting the stink-eye when I say, ""Happy Whatever Holiday You're Weirdly Touchy About,"" because THAT is the spirit of Whatever."