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Joke of the Day
"So a giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls, on me!"""
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"The swordsman thought he won his fight but in fact His opponent feinted"
"Where do you find the hottest Jews? in the ovens"
"If I go into a stall and see a solitary, intact lima bean in the bowl, I pick a new stall. I don't want what you're selling, lima bean bowl!"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he."
"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesnt want to be spotted."
"Miley Cyrus So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would ""twerk"" out"
"Why are black crimes hard to solve? Because they're all criminals and they look the same."