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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"
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"Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out? They have to find babysitters for their wives."
"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"
"What is the world coming too? Porn."
"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."
"What's the same about an election and an erection? They're only one letter different, and both are about a dick rising to power."
"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."
"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats."
"What's the best part about sex with a 5 year old? Watching them break down on the witness stand."
"Sober me will always have your back.Drunk me will convince you to get a tattoo of a unicorn doing a dolphin over a rainbow on your back."