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Joke of the Day
"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."
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"What do good dragons read when they are pregnant? How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is."
"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."
"My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration. It was a jerk move."
"what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad? a pitbull will eventually let it go"
"Guys: What should you do if you drop your wallet in San Francisco? Kick that shit to Oakland!!"
"911 - 911 what's your emergency Me - I am Australian and I watch too much American TV 911 - .... Me - I don't know our emergency number"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? Pizza jokes can't be topped! :D"
"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."
"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."