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Joke of the Day
"Why are black crimes hard to solve? Because they're all criminals and they look the same."
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"A friend of mine just had a penis extension. And now his house looks really stupid. -Gary Delaney"
"Donald Trump's Vice President... ...Charlie Sheen, cause they will be Winning!"
"How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? #"
"What types of trees never get Christmas presents? Knotty Pines."
"12 out of 12 bakers agree, there should be one more baker in this study."
"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Having to tell your parents that you're gay."
"The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples."
"My mother said that I looked ""cheap"" with my bra showing underneath my clothes - so I took my bra off."