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Joke of the Day

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."

"I still can't believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone I mean, who TALKS on the phone"

"Nice shoes They really stand out"

"Sundaes are half off. The rest of the week, you pay full price!"

"WIFE: omg Will Smith's son, Jaden, is dead ME: where'd you see that? W: Facebook M: I'm pretty sure that's a hoax W: no Facebook is real"

"In which month do women talk the least? February."

"I was asked today why I thought Kim Kardashian & Kanye West would break up. I replied ""dunno, but they're BOUND 2 EVENTUALLY"" I hate myself."

"What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys? a necromancer"

"The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas (Spoilers) Near the end of the book I think Bruno felt pretty gassed."

"Why isn't Hitler invited to the barbecue? Because he always burns the franks"