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Joke of the Day

"The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas (Spoilers) Near the end of the book I think Bruno felt pretty gassed."

"How does Moses make Coffee? Hebrews it."

"Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds? Theres twenty four of them."

"Attention friends who don't understand humor,,, please do not attempt to reply to the posts of us who have humorous whit,,,, it's beyond your skill level."

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."

"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"

"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."

"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."

"I asked my Dad if we could get any pets... He said pets are just a step backwards."

"You would think gay rights wouldn't be a problem.... With all the fags on the internet"