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Joke of the Day

"In which month do women talk the least? February."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap chewed off three legs and was still stuck."

"The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present. This Presidential election."

"Donald Trump's tweets are actually really entertaining if you imagine him tweeting from a gold toilet while having violent diarrhea."

"Little Shop of Horrors should have taken place in Russia. Because in Soviet Russia plant eats you!"

"Her: You have selective hearing. You never hear criticism and only hear things that make you look good. Me: Thanks, you look good too."

"My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns."

"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."

"Destroying the Death Star was a terrorist act. Allah Ackbar!!!!!"

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."