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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: omg Will Smith's son, Jaden, is dead ME: where'd you see that? W: Facebook M: I'm pretty sure that's a hoax W: no Facebook is real"

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"You hear what happened to the beauty pageant contestant that came out covered in beef cuts? she was ms. steak'n... and got grilled"
"Chocolate fountains are so 20th century. This is the future. At my wedding we're having a burrito fountain."
"Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator."
"I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means"
"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimers But I just don't remember it now"
"Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target"
"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"
"I hate people who support the Nazis They're such deutschbags."
"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."